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UAZ #5
The Unabashed Zionist—
Because an
unabashed Zionist is better than a bashed one. Obviously.
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| Theodor Herzl (1860-1904) |
So, now, licking his wounds a
bit, the Unabashed Zionist must admit to having received a bit of bashing this
week, with some negative responses to UAZ #4 shattering the tranquility of his
inbox.
On the plus side, I suppose, that
means he is being read.
On the minus side, despite
already being a man of some seasoned years, he still curls up into a little
ball when his mother scolds him.
(1) “Not happy with your attack on tikkun olam!”
Why did that sound kind of
like “You’ll have no dessert until you eat your vegetables!” or “When will you
clean up that pigsty of a room already?” or “Who do you think you are, coming
home at this hour?”
OK, I thought. I could
threaten to not let her talk to her grandchildren this week. Or I could engage,
and we did, with a little back and forth. I wasn’t really attacking tikkun olam, I explained, I was
attacking certain nefarious ways that some Jews use the concept to attack Herzl’s
state. But I had barely gotten underway when an email from another reader
crashed through, a certain Rabbi J, who also took issue with that section of
UAZ #4, and by the time I was done taking my beating from his passionately argued
email I was thinking I might be better off becoming an abashed Zionist instead.
Thank you, Mom, and Rabbi J.
I will try to do better in UAZ #5. Now may I please have my dessert?
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| Who, me? I didn’t eat the cake. |
But first, someone else was
(2) Not happy with your attack on the Lerner School,
either!
My first plunge into a little
activism taught me the wisdom, perhaps, of the expression, “Look before you
leap.” Or maybe “Fools rush in ….”
I was gripped by the story of
the Jewish day school in North Carolina that was suing a family that withdrew
its children in ideological protest and refused to pay the contracted tuition.
I was drawn to it for the bigger issues it raised, about the relationship
between Jewish identity and one’s connection to Israel, and I urged readers to
sign an online petition supporting the family. So focused on the bigger issues
(which in fact the petition was about) I didn’t pay much attention to the way
the petition was smearing the school, which does look today to have some
pro-Israel bona fides. The school let me know that they weren’t pleased with
the 1000+ signatures the petition received in the short time it was up. I hate
to say, but perhaps I was—you know—oh what’s the word—begins with a ‘w’, or
‘wr’ maybe—can’t think of it—so let me say that I was perhaps not entirely right in promoting that petition before
I thought through its implications.
Having now thought through the
implications a little more thoroughly, however, I’m also not convinced that I
was actually wrong in promoting it either. (Interesting how much easier “wrong”
is to say when preceded by “not convinced that I was.”) In fact I got myself
very involved in the case. What you’ve got down there is an entire Jewish
community and its day school saying the family is attacking them. But it looks
to me rather that the school and the community are attacking the family. The
school may be a wonderful bastion of Zionism now, but they are not behaving
very well, in my opinion.
The petition has since
disappeared but I may have a detailed article out on the case soon. (You may
email me privately if you’d like to see a draft now.)
OK, enough going through the
mailbag! Let’s turn to
(3) Reclaiming some unabashedness!
New article out last week,
offering a new strategy to combat the Boycott,
Divest, Sanction movement (BDS), aka the Bully, Deceive, and Smear
movement. Lots of groups are doing good and necessary work defending Israel
from this movement, but I think it’s also time to go on the offensive. I have
two ideas in this realm, and this piece sketches the first.
The goal is to get this into
the hands of as many pro-Israel students as possible, as well as all students
period. My sense is that, while both sides have vocal activists (the other side
has more, and louder), the majority of college students are largely neutral on
or indifferent to the Israeli-Palestinian/Jewish-Arab-Muslim-conflict
(IPJAMc). (May this absurd acronym serve as a continual reminder that the
conflict is complicated.) While I am
inclined, in my general hysteria, to think the IPJAMc is the most important
issue of our times, a clash of civilizations, possibly heralding the end of
times, most college students are more concerned with figuring out which
fraternity will have the most beer at this weekend’s party. I would guess that
when they take a break from their alcoholic stupors (if they do), they get
pretty irritated and annoyed when all the activists start hollering on their
campus and hijack the campus discourse and government. So the hope is—if we can
spread this far and wide, we might mobilize a few of them, if they’re
mobilizable at all, to take back their campuses.
This version of the proposal
is directed to pro-Israel students. This other version, expressing the same idea, is directed toward the neutral masses.
Please read and get into the
hands of as many college students as you can.
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| Louie Lou-Eye ... |
(4) Two words
“Two words” is itself two
words, but I had in mind two other words: “double standards.” Those, and
“plastics,” are really all the words you need to know.
Archimedes, the ancient Greek
master of all trades, famous for running through the streets naked screaming
“Eureka!” before being tackled and hauled off to jail—true story, except for the jail part—is
also famous for remarking, “Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I can
move the Earth.” Strictly speaking he remarked this in Greek, but you get the
gist. A lever is a pretty potent device, if you’ve got one, along with a place
to stand.
For a while I’ve been working
on a project to isolate the key levers that control people’s understandings of
the absurdly acronymed IPJAMc. I am convinced there are really only a few of
them, and that if we can isolate them, then manipulate them, we could move at
least a few of the Israel-haters more into the non-Israel-haters column. (A guy
can dream.) I’m pretty sure that “double standards” is one such lever, though
perhaps not quite sure enough to run naked through the streets screaming
“Eureka!”
I’ll be brief for now, but I
believe that a reasonable person can only be an Israel-hater if they
unreasonably apply double standards to the IPJAMc. It’s no accident that even
the State Department—historically and contemporaneously no friend of
Israel—admits in its own definition of “antisemitism” that anti-Zionism becomes antisemitism when one
applies double standards to Israel.
(5) One word
But oh what a word. Some
people shudder at the S-word. More recoil, repulsed, from the F-word. Last
issue we spoke of the horror, for some, of the
N-word (“normalization”). But none of these have anything on—my whole being
shudders as I prepare to type it—the A-word.
Apartheid.
It hurts even to say it. It
is a terrible word, because it refers to a terrible thing. Most of us don’t
know much about the details, but we know that it was in South Africa, it was
dreadful, and that eventually it was overthrown. Not knowing the details is important,
because it is in not knowing the details that otherwise well-meaning people can
be turned, as if by a lever, into a hater. For if you don’t know the details,
and then someone else tells you that the A-word applies to another situation, you’ll
instantly recoil without being able to resist the claim.
And you know what I’m talking
about.
The I-word.
Israel, the Apartheid state.
The Israel-haters repeat that
phrase so often that people begin to associate the two. This dangerous maneuver
is profoundly harmful to the pro-Israel cause. For not only is the A-word bad,
bad, bad, but it also connects the anti-Israel movement with the movement
burgeoning all over campuses, the progressivism that stands firmly against all
forms of racism. So applying the A-word to Israel succeeds in branding Israel as
the number one racist state in the world, and campuses get into a veritable feeding
frenzy over it. Condemning Israel so brutally becomes not only possible, but mandatory. Just as you can’t get into
the gym without showing your campus i.d., you can’t be a bona fide member of
the campus community without proclaiming, each day, “Apartheid Israel! Free
Palestine!”
Fact: Israel is not an
“Apartheid” state, not even remotely. That is nothing more than a
straightforward libel that tells you everything you need to know about the
person doing the libeling. I won’t argue that here, but as soon as you do even
the tiniest bit of research you will know that it is true. For now, just enjoy
one from Elder of Ziyon’s classic poster series, which he especially broadcasts
during each spring’s campus “Apartheid Week” hatefests:
Happily, finally, the
propagandists on our side—and I say that with respect, because “propaganda” is
necessary, and it is also good as long as it actually sticks to truths—are
realizing they need to counter this very dangerous libel. So the good folks at
StandWithUs—an excellent organization, please donate to SWU here—have trotted out a
couple of people who know quite a lot about Apartheid, and are touring them
around to spread the good word—the truth.
(6) Use your words
Okay, we’ve clearly found a
theme for this issue. My wife and I, like many parents (I think?), regularly encourage
our small children to go for the jugular only metaphorically not literally. If
you’re upset, angry, frustrated, you don’t lash out with your fists. You “use
your words” instead.
But words can hurt too.
An issue I’ll explore at some
later date is how so many activists living cushy lives far from the Middle East
find it so easy to make demands on Israel, to condemn Israel, almost doing it
as a recreation or leisure activity—when they don’t have to live under the
consequences of their demands, when it isn’t their lives which may be threatened were they to concede to the
demands. “Tear down the wall!” Roger Waters and his minions demand of Israel
[bonus points to me for that Pink Floyd cleverness!]—but they’re not the ones who
will be targeted by murderers when that wall comes down.
But for now, let’s just see
what words can do.
It isn’t pretty.
(7) Action alert #1!
As we turn to some better
news, here’s some thing you can do! Look
before you leap, if you must, but please help support some proposed anti-BDS legislation, and
while you’re at it, spread the word to your own minions.
But wait—there’s more:
(8) Action alert #2!
If ever there was a good
cause, it is this. An admirable young man named Jeremy Crocker is running the
March 1 Jerusalem marathon in honor of his friend Ezra Schwartz, recently
murdered in a Palestinian terror attack, to raise money for SHALVA, an Israeli
organization devoted to the welfare of special needs children.
Jeremy’s good deed here makes
a natural segue to
(9) Thinking with one’s feet
You sometimes hear people
talking about thinking with certain parts of their body. (I mean when they say
“use your head,” for those of you with more than PG-13-rated minds!) Well leave
it to those clever Israelis to come up with something, in retrospect, I cannot believe I have lived this long without.
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| Wonder if they can convert foot odor into energy, too? |
I’m sure they’ll turn next to
developing ways to boost your self-esteem, after your socks do better than you
on your SATs.
But seriously folks—I’ll
occasionally highlight some Israeli innovations here, but if you want your own
weekly dose of inspiring Israeli technical innovation news, subscribe to the weekly No Camels newsletter.
And finally,
(10) Another kind of wardrobe malfunction
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Next time ask for
some wardrobe advice before the protest, ya think?
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That’s about it for this week
in the Land of the Unabashed. Stay tuned—there may be an interesting
announcement, and some interesting changes, in the very near future.
Until then, Keep It
Unabashed.
UAZ
Sunday, February 7, 2016
Activism! Amnesia International. Hydrocriminals. Disrepairing the world. BIGWIGS. And ooh la la!
The Unabashed Zionist—
Because an
unabashed Zionist is better than a bashed one. Obviously.
[Please feel free to let me know about anyone else who might like
to be on this list. I started with just under 200 subscribers, and am now
approaching 300—so let’s grow this thing.]
It has been a very busy week in the Land of the
Unabashed.
First, some lovely news. Just
three issues in, the UAZ has already garnered a little media attention! Read Michael Lumish’s mention of the UAZ here.
With that little blurb now
going rapidly to my head, let’s get going with a little
(1) Activism!
Talk later. Let’s do something!
I came upon a very
interesting case this week that has my neurons popping. After confirming that I
wasn’t having a stroke I thought I should do something about it. The basic
facts:
A Jewish day school in
Durham, NC turned out to be employing at least three individuals who were open,
vehement, anti-Israel activists: a teacher, a board member, and their director of
development. A family in the school learned of this and withdrew their children. The
school responded by suing them for breach of contract. The family responded by
initiating a suit for fraud, claiming that the school advertised itself as a
Jewish school promoting Jewish identity and continuity, which the family
claimed was inconsistent with having open, vehement, activist Israel-haters in
their employ.
There are a lot more details,
legal and otherwise, but we can ignore them here. The bigger issue is whether
“Jewish” schools can or should include seriously anti-Israel people and
ideology in their midst. It reminds me of the growing Open Hillel movement,
that the UAZ bashed in an earlier newsletter: the anti-Israel people are trying
to infiltrate institutions that are otherwise natural homes for Israel
supporters. This time it’s elementary schools.
So here’s your chance to
weigh in. A petition has been posted in support of the family, but it’s not
really about the family. In fact perhaps they have no legal legs to stand on, and they're going to lose. But it's not about them: it’s about the bigger picture. So please READ, SIGN,
and SHARE the petition widely, if you agree with the following statements:
(1) The Boycott, Divest, Sanction (BDS)
movement is antisemitic in its effects and underlying motivations.
(2) Jewish schools should not employ
individuals who openly support the BDS movement or who actively campaign
against the welfare and existence of the State of Israel.
(3) Devotion to (and longing for) the
Land of Israel has been a central feature of the Jewish religion for millennia;
and for a great many contemporary Jews, their Jewish identity is intimately
related to the welfare of the State of Israel.
(4) Parents may reasonably expect that
a school for Jewish children would not employ individuals who openly support
BDS or actively campaign against the State of Israel, and have a right to
demand that their children be protected in a Jewish school from exposure to
those with antisemitic views and behaviors.
(PS. You’ll notice the
petitioner used the same image that I use for my blog. So I am apparently not
alone in copyright-infringing internet images!)
Legal query: if anyone knows
the source of that image please email me immediately. I swear I tried to find it.
(2) Amnesia International
After all that activism, time
to recover our breath and return to some intellectual brooding. One of the
important themes of the UAZ will be to highlight how allegedly neutral
Non-Governmental Organizations (NGOs) are incredibly biased against Israel. In
past issues we’ve seen how Israel’s Wrongs Watch (aka Human Rights Watch)
releases outrageously anti-Israel reports that then become the basis for other
organizations to bash Israel in the name of human rights. Today we’ll have a glance
at Amnesia International—which somehow can never remember the many terrible
human rights infractions by most parties in the world, including Israel’s
enemies, at the same time as, uncannily, almost Rainman-like, it never forgets
the most minute infractions committed by Israel in the name of self-defense
from its enemy-human-rights-violators.
Since it’s about time we
expand this little empire into multimedia, this story shall bring you to a
television clip, from the recently launched Elder Of Ziyon TV (EOZTV) station.
The story is simple:
Amnesia International
apparently has no budget to document (much less critique) rabid Jew-hating
antisemitism in the world, but can spend thousands of dollars supporting a
terror clown. Okay, “terror clown” is perhaps a little redundant—I find all
clowns terrifying, even (or especially) the ones with big painted smiles. But
then again, this clown isn’t merely terrifying but actively
supports terror.
And Amnesia International
supports him.
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| Eek! Eek! Eek! |
(On the plus
side, at least this little monster doesn’t have a big painted smile.)
(3) Where providing water is a crime
Okay, all rested from
lounging in front of the EOZ TV, our tummies full from munching cheese doodles
and popcorn, let’s turn our brains on again, in an effort to comprehend the
almost incomprehensible and digest the almost indigestible (and I don't mean
just the cheese doodles).
It’s important to try to
understand just what the other side wants. I know this is true because my wife
regularly commands me to pay attention to someone other than myself once in a
while. What the other side in the Middle East regularly says they want, what they demand to the Western media, is a state.
Often they make it clear that they want the entire region for themselves, as
articulated repeatedly by groups such as Students for Just Us in Palestine. But
at the bare minimum, they often say they want a state in the West Bank and
Gaza.
But then their behavior often
belies those statements.
Famously, the Palestinian Arabs
have turned down offers of a state in nearly the entire West Bank (including
East Jerusalem) and Gaza at least three times, in 2008, 2000, and 1947. (See CAMERA’s summary of statehood offers here.) More importantly—and more recently—but equally
incomprehensibly—they continue to take various steps to prevent the development of even the most basic infrastructure
necessary for having a functional state.
This time the
enemy—Israel—which has already been dastardly supplying electricity and
concrete to the West Bank—has gone so far as attempt to supply water to the parched region.
Those—dastards!
But because efficiently supplying
water to Palestinian cities would require “normalization” with Israel—where
“normalization” is a curse word on a par with #$%&@! or even (those under 18 please look away) *!#@%$!!—the Palestinian Authority has
been working hard to prevent it. As Evelyn Gordon summarizes, it’s apparently “better
for Palestinians to do without new houses, electricity and running water than
to commit the crime of talking with an Israeli.”
(On the plus side, at least
the Israeli criminals in this story aren’t wearing clown suits.)
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| Wherever there are Israeli hydrocriminals, there is--DEADLY WATER |
(4) Still trying to understand the other side
The well-known international
news organization, AP—Assisting Palestinians—has been using a new boilerplate
in reporting on the daily attacks of Arabs on Jews. (Don’t feel inferior. I had
to look up “boilerplate” too.) This article, from Elder again, pretty conclusively
shows what the other side is really thinking, thus saving us all those
headaches (and occasional stomachaches) in trying to work it out ourselves.
It’s not pretty.
Though Assisting Palestinians
would have you believe otherwise, the ongoing violence might not really be driven
by ongoing oppression, despair, frustration with the occupation, and so on (with
all due respect—that is, none—to Ban
Ki-moon).
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| Eek! Eek! Eek! Here's what happens to young clowns when they are exposed to endless incitement |
(Great, I had just managed to
get that image out of my mind.)
(5) I knew
there was a reason Jews are not very handy!
Could it be that we’re not supposed to “repair the world”?
(That would be good, because I’ve yet to attempt to repair something around the
house without damaging it and whatever is near it irreparably. God forbid I
attempted to repair the world.)
You almost surely have heard
the concept tikkun olam, to “repair
the world.” You have probably heard it in the context of Jews talking about how
important it is for them, as Jews, to pursue social justice, to help the poor
and oppressed, to preserve the environment, and so on. What you have probably
heard, too, is that it is not merely a Jewish commandment, but an important
Jewish commandment, perhaps (to some) even the most important Jewish commandment.
It surely is an important
concept, but not for the reasons above, in my own unabashed opinion.
It’s important because it
plays a central role in turning contemporary Jews away from—well, contemporary
Jews. Put less opaquely, it is in the pursuit of tikkun olam that many contemporary Jews disengage from their
involvement in and devotion to the Jewish people and instead turn toward
pursuing justice for others on a global scale. It is in believing that this is
the essential teaching of Judaism that many Jews essentially turn away from Judaism.
Holy unabashedness, that was
a good line.
It is in believing that tikkun olam is the essential teaching of
Judaism that many Jews essentially turn away from Judaism.
There’s nothing wrong with
caring about the world, pursuing justice for others, repairing the world, of
course. But arguably there is something very wrong with abandoning the pursuit
of justice for your own people in order to pursue it only for
others—particularly when those others are the enemies of your people, and you
become, therefore, one who works against your own people.
And does so “as a Jew,” in
the name of Judaism.
Them is fightin’ words, I
know, but once in a while the UAZ must take a fighting pose.
Anyhoo, when you’re done being
distracted, here’s the best part. It turns out that tikkun olam is not even a genuine Jewish commandment, at least according to Prof. Steven Plaut of Haifa
University.
As he puts it, in Judaism it
is the job of Jews to repair the Jews,
a—warning, gross understatement coming—“not inconsiderable task.”
If he is right, then when
people act in very anti-Jewish ways, “as a Jew,” then they may not be acting so
Jewishly after all. Which kind of makes sense, if you are not still too
distracted by the previous image.
Don’t let Plaut’s article
fool you. It is long, and a bit
difficult, and it does date from 2013. But trust me—and I say this only when
(a) I am very confident of what I’m about to say or (b) I’m about to borrow
money—this is important stuff, and important right now. In fact his ideas are really running between the lines
in my own article about Jew-washing a few weeks ago, which I will revise at some point
and make use of Plaut’s article.
OK, the brain is starting to
hurt. Let’s ease up a little, as we call attention to an upcoming
(6) Major conference with BIGWIGS!
In April, in L.A., some
BIGWIGS will be speaking at a BIGWIG conference about combatting the boycott
movement against Israel, also known as the BDS movement: Bully, Deceive, and
Smear.
We’re talking serious
BIGWIGGERY. Like Craig Dershowitz, whom I’m assuming is some sort of relation
(long lost identical twin?) to Alan Dershowitz. Also Alan Dershowitz. Oh, and
if you squint a little, and go down the list of invited speakers—that’s right,
keep going—it’s just right down here, you just have to squint a little more—holy
unabashedness—it’s the UNABASHED ZIONIST!
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| All geared up for some BIGWIGGING |
(Great, I had just gotten that image out of my mind.)
That’s right, folks. You can
be in the same room with me, if you sign up for the conference!
(7) As if that wasn’t good news enough, we get another
serving
It has started to happen. My
unabashed readers have started sending me suggestions for the newsletter.
Unless you get a cease and desist letter from me, please keep it up. This is a
story that just might grip your heart. Once you confirm that you are not
undergoing a coronary, enjoy.
Apparently this is what a
French person looks like after realizing that his BDS ways were all wrong:
This happened after his
employer was contacted by a lot of angry people reacting to this post (which
named and shamed him): http://theinglouriousbasterds.com/les-basterds-vous-presentent-christophe-ringwald-qui-veut-nous-payer-du-zyklon-b/
All right, so the preceding
was in French, and I have no idea if it says what this loyal reader says it
does. (For all I know it was a long depressing screed about existentialism. For
a minute I thought I saw Sartre in there.)
But either way, it’s pretty
cool that I can insert links in French, n’est-ce
pas?
And either way: we must fight
this battle one Israel-hater at a time. And relish each little victory, minor
as it may be.
OK, that’s it for now.
Til next time, remember—stay unabashed.
The UAZ
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